A few weeks ago I saw an episode of Michael and Michael Have Issues, which reinstated my love for a certain sexy comedian, more specifically Leo Allen. I first saw Leo Allen on his Comedy Central Presents (back when he was in Slovin and Allen), and then I saw him live when he opened for Demetri Martin a couple of years ago and he was hilarious (and also super sexy).
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Leo Allen was born (according to imdb) on November 21st 1972 in Middleboro, Massachusetts. He started performing comedy in the late 90s, when he met his comedy partner Eric Slovin. He wrote for SNL from 2002-2005, which I believe was a pretty good era for SNL (at least slightly better than it is now). Also he currently hosts Whiplash, a show at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre in NYC (which I've sadly never seen). However, I'm not going to focus on the fact that he's funny in this post (which he obviously is). I will be focusing on his straight up hotness.
First off, he's very much my type (black hair, check, glasses, check, pale skin, check, nice layer of fat, check, casual man clothes, check). Secondly, check out his Adam's apple. Seriously that is one sexy Adam's apple. I could kiss that Adam's apple all night. I've never been that attracted to an Adam's apple before, nor have I said "Adam's Apple" so much. Adam's apple.
However, if I were to meet him in real life, there would be so many problems. First off, he shares a first name with my brother. I just couldn't call him Leo. I could call him Allen, if he didn't mind, but he probably would.
Secondly, he is a Scorpio, and from what I understand, Scorpios don't mix well in romantic situations because we would be suspicious of each other and constantly jealous and fighting.
So sadly, Leo Allen must stay in my dreams, where his name is Geoff. Because that's the best way to spell Geoff.
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